I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
