im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
