Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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