your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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