Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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