can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I have feelings that need drinking.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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