I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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