think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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