she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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