We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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