so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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