Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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