Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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