shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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