I can tuck mytits in my pants
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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