She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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