those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
His hands were made for my vagina.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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