it was like eating out sand paper
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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