she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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