after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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