He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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