ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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