Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm like, not good at living.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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