I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm at about main and main street
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Randomize
