I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
