He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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