i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This beer is not sobering me up at all
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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