Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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