I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
