He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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