They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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