there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
