id be glad to
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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