I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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