You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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