Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
it wasn't lemon gatorade
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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