when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
last night I used snow as a chaser
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize