nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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