So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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