oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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