Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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