I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I am available for nakedness
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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