check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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