so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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