Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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