so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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