he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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