is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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