you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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