Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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