some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You're a waste of cheezeits
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
