Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
