K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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