any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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