help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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